Yep! Bravo contacted me and they want me to be on a new Housewives show! HA! Yeah right, but don't think for one minute I would turn that offer down. As I was watching reruns of the Real Housewives of New York (my favorite housewives) today, I thought what would it be like if people could see what I really did all day? So here goes...
7:00- Roll out of bed and get baby and bottle
7:15- Play with baby and annoy her while she tries to drink her bottle
7:30- Continue to play with baby after bottle is finished and husband gets ready for work
8:00- Go downstairs and make breakfast for Claire and myself
8:30- Walking with Claire
9:30- Pull weeds out of my lawn while baby downs another bottle
10:00- Baby nap time and Mommy get ready time
11:15- Baby is up from her nap. I load up the car and baby to go to lunch with Jeff
12:00- Lunch with Jeff
1:00- Lunch done, stop by homedepot and I have to change a smelly diaper
1:30- Finally leave and I have a screaming baby in the car
2:00- Baby still screaming. My efforts to calm baby do not work so I try to distract her with a toy
2:30- Efforts to distract baby work and she is playing
3:00- Try to put baby down for a nap. After about 15 minutes of screaming/ crying/ playing in her crib, I watch as my almost 1 year old baby bonks her head on the crib sending her into histerics
3:15- I pick up baby and sing her to sleep with the 'ABC' song
3:20- Baby naps while Mommy watches Bravo
4:20- Baby wakes up histerical. No amount of holding, food, etc work. I finally get her to play with some random toy.
5:00- Desperate phone calls to Daddy start while we continue to play.
5:40- Doggie gets a little too 'playful' with baby
5:50- Feed baby pears and baby bel cheese
6:15- Daddy comes home and plays with Claire
6:30- Daddy bathes Claire, gives her a bottle, and puts her in bed while Mommy makes food.
7:00 Baby asleep, Mommy and Daddy eat and enjoy a refreshing adult beverage.
So I ask you, where are my couture costume parties and million dollar condos? Why am I not invited to some posh event in the Hamptons? Geeze, no justice in this world! But, if I had some money, I'd stay at home in a heartbeat just to do this... every day. I love every moment of it and I love seeing what new thing Claire will do next.
I think they only have time for that because what they aren't catching on camera is the Real Nannies of NY. LOL. Sounds like a busy day! Also sounds great though!!
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